Stressful day:
- "Substitute teach" in a class where the "real" teacher is there and teaching. Try to keep busy "helping," and not look or feel awkward/guilty that I am getting paid, but she is doing all the work. ("Real" teacher's paperwork is not finalized and school needs someone who is "legal" to be there until paperwork goes through. That "legal" person is me.)
- Go on-line to pay for college student's books, only to find that she owes $645 MORE in tuition, even thought she has scholarship money that exceeds the amount of tuition, and even though yesterday, she owed NOTHING. Try to navigate through BYU's very UN-user-friendly financial web page to figure it out. (The whole BYU website is VERY hard to navigate.)
- Call BYU to figure out the above. Be told that because of FERPA laws they can only deal with the STUDENT (who by the way knows NOTHING about how this all works).
- Call student to try to educate her on how to take care of the above. Then spend 40 minutes on the phone with her trying to help her navigate the unfriendly BYU website to deal with a schedule issue. (In the end decide to just live with the schedule as is.)
- While on the phone, try to listen to angry husband ask where 16-year-old daughter is with the Suburban which has all his football gear in it. (He has to leave for football "RIGHT NOW!" and said daughter is not answering her phone.)
- Deal with upset 10-year-old who is trying to figure out how to get to the mutual swimming party with his dad and brother after football practice. Make arrangements for carpool ride to drop him at swimming party after football and for dad and brother to bring his swimming suit with them.
- Persuade angry husband to take the truck while I go "find" 16-year-old daughter. Check the park (where back to school bash is happening and where she is supposed to be as part of student council.) Not there. Tell Stuco advisor to have her call me if she shows up.
- Drive to high school. Find daughter who is mad because she had to stay after cheer for a captain's meeting and is now late for stuco. Trade her vehicles. Go find husband so he can have the football gear-filled Suburban. Trade him vehicles. Prepare to go home. 14-year-old son realizes he left his football cleats home and needs them.
- Go home, get cleats, take 16-year-old and two neighbors to back-to-school bash. Deliver cleats. (4th trip to the high school today-the first two trips didn't even make it into this "stressful day" list.)
Finally home.
Way stressed.
Rx-Quickly eat 5-10 mini Twix bars.
Awww.....I can feel the stress begin to wash away already. It's just like magic!
P.S. The calming effect of chocolate is much quicker with the "pure unadulterated stuff" like a Hershey's bar (straight chocolate no added carmel and cookie) but I had to make do with what I had.
P.P.S. The magical calming medicinal powers of chocolate were discovered by me when I had 6 small children, and Kent was the bishop. Sunday was ANYTHING BUT a day of rest. After church, I would lock myself in my bedroom, eat a handful of Hershey's chocolate kisses, lay on the bed, and wait for them to work their magic so I could face the rest of the afternoon alone in a house full of stir-crazy children who I was supposed to be helping to "keep the Sabbath."
P.P.S. I'm sure that I'm now WAY over my weight-watchers point limit today. (More stress-I might have to eat a few more Twix bars.)